Oct. 23rd Horoscope

Let's check out the daily reading from across the pond.

By Mystic Meg of The Sun: for Oct. 23rd.

Pisces, February 19 - March 20

"When someone you worked or studied with in the past makes a surprise appearance, you both feel the attraction.

In all you do today, you have the kind of warmth and understanding, that draws people to you.

Family news, with two links to Australia, will give you a lot to think about."

You know, I thought the Brits were supposed to be all clever n' stuff, but apparently I was wrong. This is about as dull as Mancow Muller.

"When someone you worked or studied with in the past makes a surprise appearance, you both feel the attraction." Oh sure, this kind of thing never happens. Next!

"In all you do today, you have the kind of warmth and understanding, that draws people to you."

Seriously?

I don't have the kind of warmth and understanding that draws people to me. What draws people to me is my wit, my sarcasm, my deep knowledge of all things dark and twisted. If someone is drawn to me because of my alleged warmth and understanding, then they may want to up the Adderall dosage because they've encountered the wrong Julia.

"Family news, with two links to Australia, will give you a lot to think about."
Two links to Australia? What are links? Does this mean I'll be traveling to Australia soon? Moving there permanently? Eating more Vegemite? Or, will Paul Hogan and Hugh Jackman being duking it out for a spot in my apartment? I'd prefer Hugh because he's dreamy and can probably make a mean coffee cake. Paul probably still does the whole 'babe in the woods' routine which is so...tired. For more insight into what the stars hold for you, call one of the frighteningly long numbers listed below. If they don't get the desired result, maybe switch a few of the numbers around and you could get connected to, say, Islamic Fried Chicken in the West End.

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