questions for a balmy night

Somethings to chew on...
Why?
What is the deal with long denim shorts on men?
How did Jared pay for all of his Subway meals when he was dieting?
Is it possible to walk without knees?
Just what is corn pone?
Why is it necessary to be a child's friend rather than his/her parent?
What is the deal with ear hair?
Why do black women age better than white women?
Whatever happened to Shelly Hack?
Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody really care?
Who's zoomin' who?
Who are these people?
Is there a Visine for everything?
Who's smarter, Dorothy or Toto?
Is it possible to truly think outside the bun?
Exactly what is a shunt?
Anderson Cooper's gay, isn't he?
Are you sure you want to be a nightclub comic?
Is it really that wise to ignore the voices in your head?
Colin Farrell=Gutter Dick: True or False?
Could you name a child Lactose?
If so, would you?
Does anybody get trench mouth anymore?
Why don't you just pull up your pants?