Let's check in with Georgia Nicols from the Chicago Sun Times again.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): "Is there any kind of training or further education that would help you in your job or even to enrich your life? Think about this. What could you do to expand your skills or your awareness about what you need to know?"
Okay Einstein, was this horoscope written about 3 years ago when I was contemplating either going to grad school or opening up a new, kid-friendly opium den?
I've expanded my skills and gosh, all this new book learnin' and real world experience has brought me nothing.
Ugh, this horoscope is boring. Let's see what else I can find.
Weird Al always scores--
Pisces
You are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what those
idiots at work say
-- Weird Al, "Your Horoscope For Today"
Who knew that a man with poodle hair could make anyone's week?
I have a confession to make--I've always wanted to be one of those
Lord of the Dance-esque dancers.
The dance style is hypnotic and what's great about it is you don't need to
ingest large amounts of alcohol to enjoy it. It's pretty cool but I wouldn't
be surprised if half of those gals with the unnaturally red curly-cue locks
end up getting knee replacements by the time they're 20. Either that, or they'll
be in rehab.
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